Apple Pie?

So last night I had the bright idea to "live-blog" the episode of "mystery diagnosis" on the Discovery Health channel. As you can see, that didnt go over that well. Instead, I saw this upon waking up this morning. As you all know, I have every episode of dull house on DVD. Not because of the twins, but because John Stamos is dreamy.

Lets face it, the Olsen twins are as American as apple pie and diet pills. What ever happened to Bond girls like this? I used to be a big fan of the movies, until Hollywood took them from their "B" movie roots and turned it into a special effects montage of explosions and smut.

Sean Connery, where have you gone?