I am not One for Gossip but......

What is the fucking point??? Why have laws against things, but dont enforce them? Didnt this broad get picked up for the same thing less than a few months ago? If we applied this sort of lame-ass-idiot logic to every crime, it would be friggin anarchy. And to all you people who drunk drive with that "white bitch" in your pocket, do yourselves and everyone on the road a favor.......Use it before you leave the tavern for fucks sake. Dont chase people around town for whatever reason you think is right.
Now granted, I have driven drunk my fair share of times, and thankfully I have never been caught. But isnt it odd that people, after getting pinched, do the same thing again, only to get caught again? Lack of intelligence is a pretty strong phrase, but this is terrible.

Is this Russia Danny? No this isnt Russia

I ran into this one today at work. I felt the need to send it out to the masses.

Money Quote:

"Now you can't even eat a weenie at night! You've got to eat your weenies before eight," said Barb Mavrich

I thought the Peace Mom was out of the gig?

It seems that "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan is back at it. That is sad. It is time for people to stop reacting and start acing, but this woman is a boil on the state of things in my fair country.

Once Again

Happy Birthday America.

I Like Seven.........Or Soda

This is straight out of Seinfeld. Short of naming your kid "F@ck" or "@sshole," shouldnt people be able to name a kid what they want?

"You can't use a four letter word that I wouldn't use in this interview anyway, and other than that you're free to do what you want," said New York University Sociology Department Chairman Dalton Conley. "That's part of the first amendment right to free speech here in America."

Since I cant find a clip from the episode, here is more from him about soda.

The Hammer Returns

The most important record in all of Sports History. It is good that Aaron remembers his roots. For those of you who have not read it, "Summer Up North" is a good start to understanding this great American Hero.

Apple Pie?

So last night I had the bright idea to "live-blog" the episode of "mystery diagnosis" on the Discovery Health channel. As you can see, that didnt go over that well. Instead, I saw this upon waking up this morning. As you all know, I have every episode of dull house on DVD. Not because of the twins, but because John Stamos is dreamy.

Lets face it, the Olsen twins are as American as apple pie and diet pills. What ever happened to Bond girls like this? I used to be a big fan of the movies, until Hollywood took them from their "B" movie roots and turned it into a special effects montage of explosions and smut.

Sean Connery, where have you gone?