Live-Blogging Risk

edgrimly: 9:29pm: The game kicks off.

chopper: 9:31 Silver surfer stopped at the wall of Australia, can't penetrate that. (Thats what she said) Calls out chopper in India, who is rolling too many dice, re-roll...... silver surfer takes India.

silver surfer: 9:33 Fuck edgrimly

edgrimly: 9:35: The first 2 continents are mine.....Australia and South America

silver surfer: 9:44: Fuck edgrimly again

edgrimly: 9:45: I have them both again

chopper: 9:47: Once again takes South America from edgrimley, but he stills has all the convicts fighting in australia. Can't knock the hustle.

edgrimly: 10:02: the world is crumbling at the feet of two aggressors. They are "terrists."

chopper: 10:03: dog keeps trying to play catch will me, I figure edgrimley has him trying to distract me. Papa Smurf is trying to take over Africa now, chopper puts up a hell of a stand, but at the end rolls too many dice again (thats 4 times) and loses it to Papa Smurf.

papa smurf: 10:25: papa takes Africa, owns the diamond trade, what now Gargamel!

silver surfer: 10:31: I have decided to peacefully live out my days farming in siberia.... I choose not to fight. I can only hope that the oppressors will allow me to do so, God willing. Long live Allah!!!!

chopper: 10:34 The red army is building crazy fast. Papa Smurf isn't settling in Africa as thought, they are currently taking Europe with large eyes on North America, my home. Awfully unpatriotic for Papa Smurf to go after America.

papa smurf: 10:42: the gold army is searching for pit haired hippies to support his socialist movement through the land of oz, red army says, "long live free trade and if necessary the black market!" so sad silver surfer, peace is for those without an army.

edgrimly: 10:49: Pit haired hippies? She has it....you know it. The war has been drawn down to 3 armies. Ausie/South America, America, Africa/Europe.

papa smurf: 10:58: Now that I'm European, I must recant the black market initiative, and speak to the human need for aids relief in Africa, and oil control. long live Bush.

chopper: 11:13 Papa Smurf took 10 minutes to PLACE his troops, still gonna loose. Too busy fighting "the good fight": with Bono and Angelina Jolie in third world countries, not enough thoughts of world domination.

chopper: 11: 35: Its official, Papa Smurf just said its gonna be a quick one, sounds like a losing attitude. Bring it, you red-army whore.

edgrimly: 11:44: Sad sad sad.......sounds more like a hippie every day. No chance, not worth it, I would rather get high all day.

chopper: 11:50 This is the least drunk we have ever been at Risk at this time.

edgrimly: 12:04: Quote papasmurf: "I am playing the same way you are, but it just gets fucking hard, man."

chopper: 12:33: Papa Smurf says "dees nutz" many countries are being lost, a lot of attacking; literally in the game, and verbally out loud. Going back to grade school, "We're all winners."

chopper: 12:56: Free at last, free at last... chopper breaks into Australia and instead of turning those fugitives into armies he allows them to run free through southern Asia doing there thing.

chopper: 1: 15: Will someone think of the children, attack after attack, lots of blood bath. Very nice.

papa smurf: 1:18" Just as war is, go to the mattresses, fall in love with your enemy, retreat to an island, and always, if not just once, witness the death of a stranger, so life can taste, as only you would imagine, full of life, and then kill yourself.

Post game wrap up.
Not really sure who won. Most likely that Papa Smurf and his red army of pinko commies. Also not sure when I went to bed. Most likely after 2. Nerd parties are fun, you should try it some time.